14 Ways To Identify A Nigerian Mother(they Are The Best)

HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A NIGERIAN.

• When you say "Mummy,I am sorry!! And she replies, sorry for yourself! 
•  When yu ask her where you should drop something and she says, " drop it on my head. 
•  When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a frnd's daughter wedding. 
• When you say "Mummy, I have fever and she replies you, why won't you have fever when you press phone every night.
• When you say Mummy I took 2nd in my class and she replies, so the person that took 1st has two heads abii??
• When she takes the DSTV remote to work just to punish you. 
• When you are watching TV with her and she sleeps off and still doesn't want you to change the Channel.
• When you tell her you are going to a friends place to play and she asks, " when last did that friend come here to play with you??.
• When she tells you, if I hear peeem, you will hear weeen. 
• When she touches hot pot comfortablely without a cloth or paper. 

When she tells you,I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me!!

• When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse. 
• When you ask her to refund the money she borrowed and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house nko                                                             

Our Mothers are wonderful  

 .I ❤ My Mom.